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Expectation and reality!



Expectation and reality!


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Cate flotari poti sa faci? :))


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Cate flotari poti sa faci? :))

1) A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.


To her astonishment, this clerk also says that
she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" 

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


2) A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.


That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".



3) Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. 
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. 
Patient: Good,you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.


4) In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation.

One says to the other, "Why are you here?"

The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."

The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"

The second responds, "God told me I was."

At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!"


5) There were two hunters in the woods. All of the sudden one of them trips on a tree stump. The other guy bent down and checked what was wrong with him, he saw that he wasn't breathing so he dialed 9-1-1 on his phone, 

Operator: This is 9-1-1 how can I help you?
Hunter: Yes, my friend tripped over a tree stump. 
Operator: O.K. but make shure if he is died or not. After a while the operator hears a gun shot
Hunter: O.K. he is dead; now what?

Enojoy the jokes with a morning coffee !!

1) A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.


To her astonishment, this clerk also says that
she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" 

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


2) A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.


That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".



3) Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. 
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too. 
Patient: Good,you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.


4) In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation.

One says to the other, "Why are you here?"

The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."

The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"

The second responds, "God told me I was."

At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!"


5) There were two hunters in the woods. All of the sudden one of them trips on a tree stump. The other guy bent down and checked what was wrong with him, he saw that he wasn't breathing so he dialed 9-1-1 on his phone, 

Operator: This is 9-1-1 how can I help you?
Hunter: Yes, my friend tripped over a tree stump. 
Operator: O.K. but make shure if he is died or not. After a while the operator hears a gun shot
Hunter: O.K. he is dead; now what?

Enojoy the jokes with a morning coffee !!


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Ce ai patit? Nu arati prea bine azi...


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Ce ai patit? Nu arati prea bine azi...



Facebook photo tags, how its seems



Facebook photo tags, how its seems

Funny Network connection Errors

Funny Network connection Errors



Height of Facebook Addiction!!!



Height of Facebook Addiction!!!


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Cine a facut dragoste cu sotia mea??


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Cine a facut dragoste cu sotia mea??


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Cand parintii mei dorm!!


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Cand parintii mei dorm!!


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Ce pustiu e aici . . Daca o fata ar fi violata, nu ar auzi-o nimeni...


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Ce pustiu e aici . . Daca o fata ar fi violata, nu ar auzi-o nimeni...


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Ce face o blonda cand vede o camila!


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Ce face o blonda cand vede o camila!


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Cine-a spus ca este criza?


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Cine-a spus ca este criza?


Banc ilustrat!

Nu am chiloti pe mine iubire!


Banc ilustrat!

Nu am chiloti pe mine iubire!


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Ce se vede acolo... ?


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Ce se vede acolo... ?


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Ce norocoase sunteti voi femeile!! :))


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Ce norocoase sunteti voi femeile!! :))


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Cat mai e pana la orgasm?


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Cat mai e pana la orgasm?


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Cand o vezi pentru prima data..


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Cand o vezi pentru prima data..


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Blonda si Banana :)))


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Blonda si Banana :)))


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Baietii din ziua de astazi sunt foarte obsedati


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Baietii din ziua de astazi sunt foarte obsedati


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Atunci cand ma vad parintii in poze de acest gen.... :))


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Atunci cand ma vad parintii in poze de acest gen.... :))


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Blonda si whisky ... :))


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Blonda si whisky ... :))


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Batranelul ar vrea si el...


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Batranelul ar vrea si el...


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Blonda: Cum sa fiu eu cuminte cand...


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Blonda: Cum sa fiu eu cuminte cand...


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Bine... Iti mai dau o sansa


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Bine... Iti mai dau o sansa


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Atunci cand faci curat in camera...


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Atunci cand faci curat in camera...


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Blonda si calculatorul! :))))


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Blonda si calculatorul! :))))


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Nu e blonda dar..


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Nu e blonda dar..


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CHUCK NORRIS - primii pasi :))))


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CHUCK NORRIS - primii pasi :))))


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bai nataraule.... :))


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bai nataraule.... :))


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Trebuia sa fi tras apa


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Trebuia sa fi tras apa


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Este cald afara?


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Este cald afara?


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Miroase tare mistoo :))


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Miroase tare mistoo :))


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Soacra dumneavoastra mai cateva ore de trait...


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Soacra dumneavoastra mai cateva ore de trait...


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Un inceput prost in prima noapte a nuntii :))))


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Un inceput prost in prima noapte a nuntii :))))


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Acestei fete i-a scapat ceva :)))


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Acestei fete i-a scapat ceva :)))


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Hrrr! Iubito, sunt fara chiloti!!


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Hrrr! Iubito, sunt fara chiloti!!


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Cred ca iti sta mai bine draga, daca ti-ai accentua mai mult buzele!


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Cred ca iti sta mai bine draga, daca ti-ai accentua mai mult buzele!


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Parinte....... :))


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Parinte....... :))